Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to u......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
Ill marry u NEXT YEAR.




Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...


Tum pas aay
yu muskuraye
apne 32 dant aise dikhaye
Dekh kar mera dil
phoot phoot kar rota hai
kya yaar tumse
brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.



4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega



Evry secnd god remembr u
Evry minute god bleses u
Evry hour god care 4 u coz evry day I pray 2 him,
"bacha murkh hai,Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu"